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Musk Warns Nvidia Deals Need Jensen. Not Contracts.

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The Take

Musk says Nvidia could lose critical deals without Jensen Huang. The deals apparently run on handshakes, not legal paper. A $3 trillion chip empire rests on a founder's palm pressure. Nvidia's legal team quietly updated their resumes. Shareholders just learned their investment is backed by flesh, not ink. Paper beats palm.

The Wire

Elon Musk warned that Nvidia could lose critical deals if Jensen Huang exits the company, stating that key agreements were secured through handshake deals rather than formal written contracts. Musk stressed that Huang's personal involvement was essential to maintaining these valuable partnerships. per Moneycontrol, NDTV, NDTV Profit and Forbes Middle East

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Source: Forbes Middle East

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