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NVIDIA Shareholders Demand Huang Return. They Hold 0.044%.

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The Take

NVIDIA shareholders holding 0.044% of the company want Jensen Huang back as CEO. He delivered a 700,000% return. Arm CEO Rene Haas got a call anyway. A succession crisis at a $3 trillion chip giant now hinges on owners smaller than a rounding error. Four hundredths of a percent wants a hundred percent control.

The Wire

NVIDIA shareholders owning 0.044% of the company are seeking Jensen Huang's return as CEO amid a succession crisis, per Seeking Alpha and The Business Times. Nvidia has reportedly approached Arm CEO Rene Haas. Bloomberg notes Huang's 700,000% return has magnified the succession debate. Seeking Alpha also asked whether Nvidia is a buy, sell, or hold following Huang's potential departure.

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Source: Seeking Alpha

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